KiwiSimRacing

Technically, the number of high school shootings should be put down to the easy access to guns and ammunition.

There's also a second video he posted:

7 year old explains sex...


Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. 'Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

this is some trippy sh!t

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMgGC9W-ks8


History
Mystery







Have
a history teacher explain this----- if they
can.









Abraham
Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy
was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was
elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected
President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned
with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while
living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot
on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head


Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's
secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was
named Lincoln

Both were
assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by
Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who
succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who
succeeded Kennedy, was born in
1908.










John
Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in
1839.





Lee
Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was
born in
1939.





Both
assassins were known by their three names.
Both names
are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your
seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater
named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called '
Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.


Lincoln was shot in a theater and
his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was
shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before
their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A
week before Lincoln was shot, he
was in Monroe
, Maryland
A week
before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.













WHO
FIGURED THIS OUT?


INCREDIBLE

1)
Fold a NEW
$20
bill in half...




2)
Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below




3)
Fold the other end, exactly as before





4)
Now, simply turn it over...





What
a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a
catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!


COINCIDENCE?


YOU
DECIDE

As
if that wasn't enough...

Here
is what you've seen...


Firstly The Pentagon on fire...




Then
The Twin Towers.


..And
now .. look at this!



TRIPLE
COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

Disaster
(Pentagon)
Disaster ( Twin Towers )
Disaster
(Osama)???

It
gets even better 9 + 11 = $20!







Creepy
huh? Send this to as many people as you can,
cause: Hey,
this is one history lesson most people probably
will not
mind reading! .

hey sorry for some reason i cant get the photos to come up
where it says
1)
2)
3)
4)
the link is wot thats on about but cant get any of the other photos up for some reason

your posting in wrong spot anyways lol this the funny videos

Yep, he's back with video #3! And it just gets even funnier.

Theres also afew rap songs of this angry midget!

I'm guttered the guy 'ReverendBurn' deleted his video of the kid. He's a fat overweight middle aged man who ripped into the kid.


On another note, this has to be the best news report ever made:

The greatest bonehead of all time!!!!!!

http://vodpod.com/watch/2969165-guy-sneaks-onto-champion-soccer-team



That guy even beats Chas Licciardello for the title:

oh ryt soz

Not funny...but interesting.
V8 Supercar sings Waltzing Matilda

video #4!

On a positive note, it makes his hair stand out more

Number 5!!!!

The most whacked up bitch I think I've ever seen:


Pity that it's a parody though of this girl: her pre-recorded stuff starts at 3:30 then she comes out to be interviewed and becomes the single greatest daytime TV segment to ever exist:

I always wondered why no-one watched Sunrise, here or in Australia. Channel 9 get's all the viewers due to Steve Jacobs:

Not a video, but still media so belongs in this thread

Story of a cheating cow getting taught a lesson live on the radio

http://twiturm.com/2ju2p