Bazzil's Joke Thread
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for those quiet moments at work. Esp love the petrol tanker !
for those quiet moments at work. Esp love the petrol tanker !
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Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son...
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates...
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank...
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done.
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates...
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank...
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done.
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"Take the train" you said, it would be safer.
"Nonsense, take the plane" I said, it would be safer.
"Nonsense, take the plane" I said, it would be safer.
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"To do something well is so worthwhile that to die trying to do it better cannot be foolhardy. It would be a waste of life to do nothing with one's ability, for I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone."
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Sleeping beauty, quazimodo and tom thumb are sitting in the pub.
sleeping beauty says 'you know, i think i must be the most beautiful person in the world?' after a moment of silence, tom thumb says 'well in that case, i must be the smallest person in the world.' a few moments later, quazimodo says 'well ive got to be the ugliest person in the world.'
tom thumb jumps up in the air and being the smart one (sleeping beauty being blonde, and quazimodo being thick) says 'lets fly to london and go see those guiness book of records people!'
The trio get on a plane and fly to london.
A few days later they're standing at the guiness book of records
After meeting with the president, they all go for coffee at a local cafe.
sleeping beauty says: 'i knew i was the most beautiful person in the world.'
tom thumb says 'and i knew i was the smallest person in the world.'
the two look at quazimodo who has a confused look on his face.
moments later he says 'who the **** is camilla parker bowles?'
sleeping beauty says 'you know, i think i must be the most beautiful person in the world?' after a moment of silence, tom thumb says 'well in that case, i must be the smallest person in the world.' a few moments later, quazimodo says 'well ive got to be the ugliest person in the world.'
tom thumb jumps up in the air and being the smart one (sleeping beauty being blonde, and quazimodo being thick) says 'lets fly to london and go see those guiness book of records people!'
The trio get on a plane and fly to london.
A few days later they're standing at the guiness book of records
After meeting with the president, they all go for coffee at a local cafe.
sleeping beauty says: 'i knew i was the most beautiful person in the world.'
tom thumb says 'and i knew i was the smallest person in the world.'
the two look at quazimodo who has a confused look on his face.
moments later he says 'who the **** is camilla parker bowles?'
"To do something well is so worthwhile that to die trying to do it better cannot be foolhardy. It would be a waste of life to do nothing with one's ability, for I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone."
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're
not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
Why does KSR suck at FPS?
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think i lasted 30 sec'sWraith wrote:something to fill in the time before racing, sounds like Dracos been out practicing
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I got to 45 secs, then realised I was holding my breath and then it was all over, I now also understand what Ron was doing last night with the "Insane" sound effects.... side note I heard a rumour those sounds were dubbed in from a recording made at a closed DuDs practice session in Inspector's garage.mikool wrote:think i lasted 30 sec'sWraith wrote:something to fill in the time before racing, sounds like Dracos been out practicing
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"Laughter has more power than screams"
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"Laughter has more power than screams"
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and
:-( respectively.
Well, how about some "arse-icons"? Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(__) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb arse
where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and
:-( respectively.
Well, how about some "arse-icons"? Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(__) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb arse
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