Bazzil's Joke Thread
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LMAO...thats gold
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.(AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the centre of a Hamilton courtroom drama when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chiefs rugby team, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone this year.
There you go MENTL & DREW
Sorry Naki
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chiefs rugby team, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone this year.
There you go MENTL & DREW
Sorry Naki
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Lol thats good..but i think the picture is un needed
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Mummy, why can't I get a job?"
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Johnny wanted to have sex with Sophia in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me make love to you. But the girl said 'NO'.
Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story..
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.'
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it
and running into the risk of getting screwed!
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me make love to you. But the girl said 'NO'.
Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story..
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.'
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it
and running into the risk of getting screwed!
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ARHAHAHAHAHA Poor kid, Aaza your evil.
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Arrrh Falcon went to do it it bloody moves got me good.!Falcon wrote:
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thats easy to do :P
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Try this one thenHumbleRacing wrote:thats easy to do :P
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I would, but theres no exit. lolFalcon wrote:Try this one thenHumbleRacing wrote:thats easy to do :P
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Top left to bottom rightBull wrote:I would, but theres no exit. lolFalcon wrote:Try this one thenHumbleRacing wrote:thats easy to do :P
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I did one like that in year 9, got $20 for doing it and did it in 2hrs 44 mins haha
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Looks like Crazy Asian had a shave this morning
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LOL thats great... Also TOwn.midObsc3ne wrote:
Why though eh LOL
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He's not even asian!!!
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