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Post by Bull » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:36 pm

Pitty has to take what he can under all circumstances necessary

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Post by Pitbull » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:27 pm

lol very true :D
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Post by Bull » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:18 pm

This guy is getting practise Fragging enemies in anticipation for Battlefield 3 coming out later this year.

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Post by Blenderer » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:12 am

It's incredible how accurate this GPS link is, it will tell you EXACTLY where you are right now!!

http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html
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Post by 2LO » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:03 pm

blenderer wrote:It's incredible how accurate this GPS link is, it will tell you EXACTLY where you are right now!!

http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Post by Bull » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:36 pm

Pitty Taking control.

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Post by Pitbull » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:44 pm

Hell Yeah!! :D
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Post by Hotwheels » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:52 pm

Just found out Bulls been playing Black Ops under cover
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Post by Hotwheels » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:59 pm

and for those of you who will say 'oh Bull doesn't wear glasses' well he does see;


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Post by Blenderer » Mon May 02, 2011 11:18 am

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Post by elmo » Wed May 25, 2011 7:30 am

This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'
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