Bazzil's Joke Thread

[Pitbull]

He's not even asian!!!

That's cause the fat on his cheeks are pulling down causing him to look more Caucasion lol

[Falcon]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/all.php

The Graphic design one is great, well most of them are

[Bull]

[wanttobe]

Dear Family and Friends,
Most of you know I went in for a small surgical procedure for a butt lift.
I did not have the most pleasant of experiences. I wanted to show you
how it turned out. Please, refrain from getting this procedure.
You will regret it!
Much Love

[KSR Aaza]

[Bull]

[Obsc3ne]

http://www.gpforums.co.nz/showthread.ph ... genumber=1

Good read

Short of it: Dude parks in a zone where you can't park with you boat trailer. Another dude see's this plasters his car with printouts of a photo of the sign that says do not park here with boat trailers, at the end of it all Rifty sends it to the Gpod hall of fame

[KSR Aaza]

Go the aerial flag!

The reaction video was a bit of a anticlimax though.

[MENTL1_CHB]

letter to Jesse James

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in
the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed
only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.

But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named "America's
Sweetheart"; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per
picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just
happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet! And
while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your
wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra speech
during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself
after she even cared for your children?

I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:

Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of of me. Lets do lunch sometime and
compare notes.

~Tiger Woods

[Bull]

Picture says it all really.

[daveo]

Wife from Hell



A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?”
The wife smiles demurely and says, “You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.”



As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Damit, woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

The driver says“Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”
The wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, “WHY DON’T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?”



[ ... I love this part … ]


“Only when he’s been drinking.”

[Bull]

[KSR Aaza]

Cynaide & Happiness FTW!
http://www.explosm.net/

[Tyrone]

[Pitbull]

LOL Shot Tyrone!!! go Jabba go haha

[Tyrone]

LMFAO ; its a goodie aye

[Pitbull]

LMFAO ; its a goodie aye

Hell yes, splitting image of the little/huge child!!

[Growler]

A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
You could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, You have to be single
#2, You must be Catholic.
#3, I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and I'm happy to enter from behind!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to fancy dress party.'

[wanttobe]

Australia's only chance at World Cup

[JNR888]

Hahahaha shot wants

[Bull]

[Bull]

[wanttobe]

What the guys can expect and look forward to during the South African world cup !!

[wanttobe]

&

[Falcon]

They be harsh on a brutha