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Post by HumbleRacing » Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:24 pm

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Post by Growler » Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:39 am

My husband was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.
He tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while he rolled past at a snails pace.

Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.


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Post by Racing_Hart » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:23 am

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Post by Murdock » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:31 pm

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the counter.

Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blowjob I promised you? Here it comes..."
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Post by KSR Aaza » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:26 pm

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Post by Pitbull » Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:51 pm

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.


He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you f**king retard!!!!'

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!!!. >_<
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Post by krusty » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:13 pm

Oh how true Pitty :B How sad but true!! >_<
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Post by Pitbull » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:27 pm

haha your telling me :P
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Post by Bull » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:09 am

Crazy Asian going for a cruise

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Post by steve » Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:13 am

Bull wrote:Crazy Asian going for a cruise

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