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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:47 pm
by Bull
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:36 pm
by Bull
Pitty has to take what he can under all circumstances necessary

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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:41 pm
by Bull
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:27 pm
by Pitbull
lol very true :D

Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:18 pm
by Bull
This guy is getting practise Fragging enemies in anticipation for Battlefield 3 coming out later this year.

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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:12 am
by Blenderer
It's incredible how accurate this GPS link is, it will tell you EXACTLY where you are right now!!

http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html

Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:34 pm
by wanttobe
:look:

Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:03 pm
by 2LO
blenderer wrote:It's incredible how accurate this GPS link is, it will tell you EXACTLY where you are right now!!

http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html
Lol Blendy..

Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:36 pm
by Bull
Pitty Taking control.

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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:44 pm
by Pitbull
Hell Yeah!! :D

Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:52 pm
by Hotwheels
Just found out Bulls been playing Black Ops under cover

Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:59 pm
by Hotwheels
and for those of you who will say 'oh Bull doesn't wear glasses' well he does see;



Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:46 pm
by Bull
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Super Saiyan Asian!

Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:03 am
by KSR Aaza
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:43 pm
by Growler
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:18 am
by Blenderer
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:21 am
by KSR Aaza
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:07 am
by wanttobe
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 7:30 am
by elmo
This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:14 am
by Bull
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:04 pm
by Bull
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:11 pm
by KSR Aaza
:larf:

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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:57 pm
by Bull
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:22 pm
by KSR Aaza
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Re: Bazzil's Joke Thread

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:06 am
by wanttobe
The new logo on the All Blacks Jersey